2 Of Everything🧶🧶

It was Detective Oreo and starting as a normal day when “ding dong.”

HELP,” said October

“Whoa, whoa, whoa.  Settle down October,” said Oreo

“THERE IS 2 OF EVERYTHING. 2 DOORS. 2 CLOSETS. I NEED YOUR HELP,” said October.

“Ok, can you take me to your house,” said Oreo.

“YES! COME. COME, LETS GO!” said October

 “Ow my gosh there are 2 houses,” said Oreo

“YOU SEE… SOB SOB SOB,” said October

“ok let me look around. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm so when did you see 2 of everything,” asked Oreo

“WELL AT 9:45,” said October

“ok and where were you,” said Oreo

“right in the middle of the kitchen,” said October

“ok thanks hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that is when… wait is this your property,” said Oreo

“YES,” said October “so if this is your property that could not be the reason this is happening,” said Oreo

“well ever sense I got here there is nothing doubling up,” said October

“hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm let’s check your neighbors,” said Oreo.

Oh well I saw  someone go buy with a truck full of stuff

lets go home and think ok,” said October

“hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… I think I’ve got it,” said Oreo

that is when … slam … “huh Detective Oreo?” said Browne

“Detective Browne, what are you doing here?”

“Well everything is doubling up,” said Oreo

“same to May too,” said Browne

“oh well we can live next to each other,” said May and October.

“well bye, I guess?,” said Oreo

“HA HA no one can call me because I made it so they can’t aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this is the life,” said Oreo

“HELP,” said the phone

“nooooooooooo!” yelled Oreo

So close to no more school😢🥳

 I am so happy that we have no more school but I am also sad because then I can’t do all the fun stuff. I have so much fun with out all the home work but all so have fun with home work some times. It is nice to see Mrs. Eves to. If I had to choose to do home work here or at the school I would choose to do it at school. If I had to choose to ether do school or not I would not because then I had time to do stuff with my dad and be on the trampoline all day.

Would You Rather

  1.    Would you rather be a dog or cat.
  2.    Would you rather have a tale or wings
  3.    Would you rather be a boy or girl
  4.    Would you rather have 10 eyes or 1 eye
  5.    Would you rather be a squirrel or chipmunk
  6.    Would you rather have hair or no hair
  7.    Would you rather be a unicorn or dragon
  8.    Would you rather have a new house or old house
  9.    Would you rather be a tree or bush
  10.    Would you rather have 1 of every animal or 1 animal

Hi bye

Hi so what have you been doing? Oh it’s ok you don’t have to answer. So you want to go play ball or run around? Is it a yes? Please say yes, please say yes! Two hours later please say yes please say yes JUST SAY YES OR NO! I am done with this nonsense. If you don’t say any thing I will end the post! FINE I’LL STOP THE POST huh. “N O,” said Jill. Thank you so much now I don’t have to stop the post HA HA HA! So what do you like to do on school days? I’ll go first, I play with all my toys and some times open new toys. What about you? Oh come on, no answer? I warned you about this. It will end in 5 4 3 2 1 0!

My Dog And Me🐕

HELLO!

I think you know my dog Ruby, and for this post I am going to talk about her. Well let’s start. She is lazy and loves to snuggle! Sometimes I have to rub her because she gives me PUPPY EYES! They are so cute.  You can’t leave them. Sometimes you just have to fight the PUPPY EYES! She loves to eat and sleep, and for the 45th time I am going to say, “SHE IS THE CUTEST DOG ON EARTH!” If a mail guy is here, she barks and she does that to make sure that we don’t get hurt.

That is all I am going to say, but if you want to ask any questions leave a comment. BYE and Ruby says BYE too.